Pffft!!!

Curse you, Kindle, E-book, and all the rest! Don't you hate the thought of the demise, the destruction- of books? It hurts. I imagine someday- my great-grandkids will say- "Holy Mackeral! Criminy! Great Scot! You have these cooooool vintage things sitting here, Granny!- And...check it out! You can just, like, read it Granny- !! You don't have to wait for it to download, have it plugged in, decided upon, recharged or otherwise stressed-out about! You just open it- and off you go!!! What innovation!" if only.